The Very Complete, Very Extended, Printer Friendly, Evil Overlord List plus other evil stuffEviloverlordy Stuff. Other useful stuff. Know your foes the heros side of life. Credits. The original Top 1. Things Id Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face concealing ones. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through. My noble half brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon. Shooting is NOT too good for my enemies. The Very Complete, Very Extended, Printer Friendly, Evil Overlord List plus other evil stuff Eviloverlordy Stuff. The Evil Overlord List The original Top 100. Overlord is an action roleplaying video game developed by Triumph Studios and published by Codemasters for Xbox 360, Microsoft Windows, Linux and PlayStation 3. Start your own retail business earn money by operating your shops. Upgrade the shops and increase your cash flow. Find Hasbro products, toys, action figures, collectibles, games, bobble heads, and merchandise at Entertainment Earth. Mint Condition Guaranteed. Shop nowThe artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. I will not gloat over my enemies predicament before killing them. When Ive captured my adversary and he says, Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about Ill say, No. No, on second thought Ill shoot him then say No. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out. I will not include a self destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labeled Danger Do Not Push. The big red button marked Do Not Push will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ONOFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. One of my advisors will be an average five year old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 1. I will never utter the sentence But before I kill you, theres just one thing I want to know. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice. I will not have a son. Overlord_ii_video_settings.png]];var lpix_1=pix_1.length;var p1_0= [[1200' alt='Overlord 2 Save Game File' title='Overlord 2 Save Game File' />Synopsis, cast and crew, user comments and ratings, reviews, trivia, production and distribution information, photographs, multimedia, and links. As of 30 November 2015, the games. Net and the team would like to thank everyone who was involved in the community. Although his laughably under planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the heros rugged countenance and shed betray her own father. Despite its proven stress relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, its too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind set. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head. I will keep a special cache of low tech weapons and train my troops in their use. Kane Dead Reckoning Computer Manual. That way even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator andor render the standard issue energy weapons useless my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line No, this cannot beI AM INVINCIBLE After that, death is usually instantaneous. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be pre emptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement andor romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by. I wont require high ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom rung guard in the prison. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, hes my trusted lieutenant. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time travel devices. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.